- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age :).
- A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- A nations does not become great by shouting slogan. It becomes great when citizens do great things.
- Freedom cannot prevail in corrupt society.
- The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
- What is the thinnest book in the world?
"What men know about women."
- When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
- We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
- A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
- When guys get jealous, it's cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start...:)
- There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.
- Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
- There are no secrets better kept than the secrets that everybody guesses
- What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
- There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing...:}
- The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
- Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
- You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.
- ONE way to look thin: Hang out with FAT people!
- The whole purpose of engaging in the practice of patience is to become stronger in mind, stronger in heart.
- Practice doesn’t make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect.
- In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.
- We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
- Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer...:)
