Inspire !!!

• The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
• What is the thinnest book in the world?
  
  "What men know about women."
• When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.
• We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
• A lady who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
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