Enjoy !!!!

• There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing...:}
• The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.
• Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
• You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.
• ONE way to look thin: Hang out with FAT people!